A line is a dot that went for a walk.

shortmexicangirl:
‘can i copy your homework?’
'yeah just don’t make it obvious’
the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

drbrianbae:

frightbot:
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

officialspec:

officialspec:
well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this
for anyone whos dash hasnt updated yet:

boy-ngo:

tumblr in 2020:
posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
images disabled altogether
they ban you if you have a custom theme
app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

commandergoretusk:

my cat ghost asked me to make this

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

vergak:

3000s:

losing touch with reality for a minute googling the full name of my elementary school gym teacher + “height” like he was some sort of celebrity we all have public knowledge of

taemmin:

kaiju-heritage-posts:

akapost:
尾頭さんと蒲田くん
Posted August 30th, 2016

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:
begging people to realize that “androgynous” is not code for “somewhere on the soft butch to elven twink continuum”
androgyny can & does mean big tits and huge beards and thick dark body hair and cock bulge and fat rolls and dark skin btw and i am soooo sick and tired of people talking about “androgyny” when they only mean a specific form of androgyny that prioritizes the least amount of visible sex characteristics possible alongside “ethereal” whiteness and thinness stop defining androgyny by lack im gonna go insane